Adderall made me do it






A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.


so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon


Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!


"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.


Everyone I went to high school would be happy to know that I am now at the bottom. You’re all winning. I’m alone, and miserable. I don’t have any friends, or basic acquaintances to talk to. My family is nothing, as it has been. So, congratulations. Your dreams and true.

I’m dead. The only thing I was living for was the pills. And my dealer is a douche. I’ve been waiting three weeks. I even saw him today in person. He said he’d get me them on his break. But he “had to skip it.” So he said when he gets off at 10:00. Whatever. I went, and he wasn’t there. I saw his car in the parking lot. But he wasn’t in it. I don’t know where he went, or is. But I need those. Badly. I need to find them soon. I have nothing to live for without them.